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Corina Rodriguez's avatar

I am amazed the you wrote this and that I actually read it. What a waste of your talent (I do admire both your command of language and insight) and my time. Your insight is great but 3 paragraphs would have been enough, more and it becomes as fake as the 55 year old silicon blown up wanna be.

To me, the big story is that Amazon is a success because McKenzie did all the work of setting it up but she was “replaced” in Bezo’s orbit by the fake bimbo and the news/gossip circus.

And here I am using my time and energy ranting about our fascination with empty glitz.

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Nunya's avatar

She is far from the woman he fooled around with. She has morphed into something else and he deserves every miserable moment

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Stephanie Bell's avatar

This woman is the botoxed cartoon version of his first wife, who seems to be genuine, kind, and generous. Money cannot buy class and no matter how hard Bezos, Musk, trump, and their ilk try, they’ll never be anything but trash.

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Steve's avatar

Paid Ho… pretty sure she takes a dump every day and it stinks

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Jake's avatar

Tush-ay

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Peter Smith's avatar

So Bezos adopted a stray dog and is marrying it?

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Lynn's avatar

EW

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BackandBetter's avatar

I don't think that the wedding/marriage is actually going to happen: a billionaire marrying the 55 year old he was blackmailed into legitimizing? Would they be together if the Enquirer hadn't snitched?

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Sue Heath's avatar

Just get a 3-D printer to create what these guys want. They look plastic anyway.

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Satisfying Click's avatar

Ozymammaries.

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Harrison's avatar

Fascinating! I’m Harrison, an ex fine dining line cook. My stack "The Secret Ingredient" adapts hit restaurant recipes (mostly NYC and L.A.) for easy home cooking.

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mboul's avatar

Bozos bride with bozos’ angels

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Chet S's avatar

Unreadable - a 500 word treatment of a 50 word idea, AI slop is better than this

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Pelopidas's avatar

She’s finally done social climbing. I mean, where do you go from here? Elon is the only possible target and I think his Tesla stock is down, so that’s out. Really, once you’ve ditched your superstar athlete husband worth $20 million for the super agent worth $100 million for the tech CEO worth $150 billion, where can you go? As far as gold digging is concerned, she is one of the best in all of history. Cleopatra comes to mind, but then she began life as a Ptolemaic dynast, and ultimately chose unwisely by sleeping with Antony instead of Octavian, while Wendy, I mean “Lauren” began as a simple local news reporter and now controls $billions and is feted by the elites. That’s a pretty amazing and astronomical leap from such humble beginnings. She’s the best.

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Thurberta Mingus's avatar

The best at being the worst, you mean

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Motherfvther's avatar

I think she needs to hire better PR. At the moment she’s just a fastracked Kim K.

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Ellen Barry's avatar

In my fantasy, the wedding activity will be interrupted by satirical demonstrations, the food will be misdirected into a poor neighborhood, and all the jets ferrying these billionaires will be subjected to sabotage.

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Leonardo Del Toro's avatar

This marriage and the whole thing are so empty, exerting negative pressure. I prefer not to think about it. And by the way, boycott Amazon. I did, I'm happy.

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