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The Trench Coat Will Not Save You
A response to a recent Prada review in Purple Magazine, which suggests emotional survival begins with a pistachio trench coat. I beg to differ.
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God Forbid You Ruin the Vibe
Notes on privilege, performance, and the quiet horror of curated joy.
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72 Hours in Marseille
documenting pastis-fueled chaos and unapologetic style notes from France’s most lawless coastline.
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The Context Behind Oruam’s Dazed Cover They Didn’t Tell You
A murdered journalist. A drug empire. A fashion spread in red. What gets erased when style skips the story.
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Whisper Networks & Designer Wolves
Fashion’s favorite predators don’t hide. They host parties.
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May 2025

Updated Report on the Villa Noailles and Hyères Fashion Festival Scandal
New Developments Unveil a Massive Crisis for Chanel, LVMH, and Kering
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Hard Wigs, Soft Lives, and One Very Clean Train
Notes from Deauville
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Hyères, We Have a Problem: Fashion’s Most Cult Festival Faces Reckoning
Behind the rosé and runway shows: sexual harassment allegations, financial mismanagement, and institutional rot at Villa Noailles.
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The Bezos Cannes-tastrophe
Starring Jeff Bezos as himself, Lauren Sánchez as an environmentalist, and Cannes as the end-stage symptom of elite delusion.
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Le Cannes Ban !
A Red Carpet Crackdown !
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Everything Is a Stan Account Now
PopeCrave, Club Chalamet, and How Meme Accounts Hijacked the News and Made You Care Again
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Notes from the Met
Carpet, Culture, and Conservative Co-Signs
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